"Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
-- Groucho Marx

"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went."
--Will Rogers

"Cat's motto No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it."
-- Unknown

"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion."
-- Unknown

"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise."
--Unknown

"Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane."
-- Unknown

"If your dog doesn't like someone you probably shouldn't either." - Unknown

"When you feel dog tired at night, it may be because you've growled all day long." - Unknown

"When a dog wags her tail and barks at the same time, how do you know which end to believe?" - Anonymous

"Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses." - Elizabeth Taylor

There are three faithful friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. - Benjamin Franklin

"Every boy who has a dog should also have a mother, so the dog can be fed regularly"
- Anonymous

One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you're feeling blue is that he doesn't try to find out why.  ~Author Unknown

My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.  ~Author Unknown

"When you leave them in the morning, they stick their nose in the door crack and stand there like a portrait until you turn the key eight hours later."
Erma Bombeck